Glossary of English / German motoring terms

In a resent news letter from the reject 4x4 club I found this page that I found rather amusing

Glossary of English / German motoring terms,

Indicators--die blinkenleiten tocken tocken,
Bonnet--pullknob und knucklechopper,
Exhaust--spitzenpoppenbangentuben,
Speedometer--der egobooster und linenshooter,
Clutch--die kuplink mit schlippen und shaken,
Puncture--die phaltt mit bludyfukken,
Learner--die twaatten mit elplatz,
Estate car--der bagzerroomfurschagginkinauto,
Parking meter--der tennerpincscher und klockenwerr,
Windscreen wiper--der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder,
Foot brake--der edbangeronvindschreen stoppenquicken,
Gear lever--biggensticken fur kangaroohoppen,
Breathalyser--diepuffitintem fur pistenarsen,
Dipped beam --das dippendontdazzelubastad,
Exhaust fumes--der koffenundschpittpofuter,
Highway code--der wipan fur arsen,
Fog warning--die puttenlegdownen und fukkit,
Traffic jam--die bluddifukkink dammundblast,
Rear seat--der schpringentester,
Tyres--flattfahrts,
Backfire--der lowdenbangenmakkenmejumpen,
Juggernaut--der fukkengrett trukken,
Accident--der blodimess,
Near accident--der fukken near schittenselfen,
Garage--der heiway robberung,
Cyclist--der pedallpushink pilloken,

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Line shooting ....

German motorist describing high-speed exploit ....

... Ve vere goingk zo fast, zer vindow cleaners fell off !

Is anybody good at drawing cartoons Unknw

L.O.L

I was giggling so much i woke the wife up !!!!